SCM music player inane mumblings

heartlessprincess01:

Studio Ghibli Store at Asakusa

I need to go to this place…

b1a4gasms:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

LITERAL TEARS THIS IS SO DISTURBING

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

This has got to be one of my favorite gif/comment pairings ever

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

This has got to be one of my favorite gif/comment pairings ever

rpgfanatics:

Thought you guys might like my new backgroundhttp://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

rpgfanatics:

Thought you guys might like my new background
http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

Isn’t Claudette technically in prison for human trafficking?

Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

superhungyen:

snoberry:

I lost my shit for like an hour

holy fuck

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

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